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Featured Review: Man on Wire

This film is pretty fabulous.  Philippe Petit is nothing short of amazing.  He is definitely circus/gypsy material–he juggles, pickpockets and does tricks with his hat, but his greatest claim to fame is when he wire walked between the New York World Trade Center’s twin towers in the mid 1970’s.
Perhaps the most interesting aspect to this [...]

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

I went to see my this movie with my grandma because we only watch comedies when we go to the theater and I wasn’t about to see 17 Again.  There was a total of five people in the theater when we saw the movie, including us.  Within the five minutes I regreted my decision to [...]

The Happening

This was a moderately good movie.  Basically here is the story: Motherfuckas start killing themselves in parks in New York.  First they become frozen and zombiesh, if they were talking they keep repeating their last sentence, then fragments of the sentence, then they find a way to kill themselves.  Like maybe some guy will try [...]

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

I’d heard much talk about this movie–that it was a piece of shit, that a columnist was fired over writing a review of the unfinished, pirated version and then there’s my boyfriend, who saw this movie three times before me, and claimed it’s the best movie he’d ever seen.  I had to put these rumors [...]